Thursday, October 13, 2005

TYPES OF MANAGER

       The Kipper Manager: Two-faced and gutless

· The Pedestrian Manager: Look both ways before crossing them

· The Constructive Manager: Thick as a brick!

· The Delegated Manager: "It's your turn to drain the swamp of crocodiles”

· The Sinatra Manager: "We will do it my way"

· The Ostrich Manager: Lose your head while all around you are keeping theirs

· The Geronimo Manager: Leaps on you from a great height

· The Balloon Manager: Full of hot air and floats around with their head in the clouds

· The Hobby Manager: Doing things they shouldn't be doing, just because they are good at them, or because they are interested in them

· The Frog Manager: Hopping about from job to job and never finishing anything

· The Seagull Manager: Rushes, screaming loud noises into the room, flaps around a lot and rushes out again!

· The John Wayne Manager: Shoot first; ask questions later

· The Assassin Manager: Always finds a scapegoat when things go wrong

· The Black Hole Manager: Makes sure that your ideas and initiatives never see the light of day


WHICH ONE ARE YOU OR YOU'RE FACING WITH?

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