Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:
To get to the other side.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

RONALD REAGAN:
I forget.

KARAM SINGH VALIA:
Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan
ayam-ayam itu sedang melintas jalan, mereka bukan
sahaja melintas jalan malah membuang
najis di atas jalan dan ini adalah pencemaran
yang paling hebat di maya pada masa ini.
Bapa-bapa dan ibu-ibu Ayam haruslah mengambil
inisiatif untuk melatih ayam-ayam Agar menahan
najis sewaktu melintas jalan, sekian saya sudahi
dengan.........
Ayam di jalan di lintaskan
Ayam di reban mati tak makan

RICHARD M. NIXON:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat,
the chicken did NOT cross the road.

COMPUTER PROGRAMMER:
In order for the chicken to cross the road
safely they not only
need one driver to access the server farm if not
they will hang in
the middle of the road.

JERRY SEINFELD:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why
doesn't anyone ever think
to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing
walking around all over the place, anyway?"

BILL GATES:
I have just released the new Chicken Office
2000, which will not
only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents,
and unbalance your checkbook

MAHATHIR:
You know, I am tired of all this..'apa-nama'
chicken-chicken bisnes....the foreign powers
should stop
intervening in our domestic affairs and just
leave our chickens alone..... if they want to...'apa nama' cross the
road, they should be allowed to cross the road .. Malaysia is a
democratic country,we let our chickens do whatever they want
to do.... as long as they don't threaten the Malay unity and try to
topple the government...

ABDULLAH BADAWI:
Ini semua adalah khabar angin sahaja...jangan
percaya khabar - khabar angin ini semua...biasalah ini adalah
taktik pembangkang
untuk memecah belahkan perpaduan ayam - ayam
semua...jangan percaya..jangan percaya....

SAMY VELLU :
ayyooyoo...belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude
bikin banyak jembatan, itu ayam musti guna
jembatan untu lintas itu jalan lagi pun kalu itu ayam mau pigi
jalan-jalan,beritau sama saya juga, saya bolley
buat lebbey banyak toll........

BILL CLINTON :
I've had so many chicks, I can't remember...