CONTOH SURAT RASMI PERMOHONAN KAHWIN LAGI SATU(DATUK K PAKAI AGAKNYA...)

Suami bin Lelaki
17, Jalan Angkasa,
24300, Kemaman

Terengganu.

Isteri binti Perempuan
17, Jalan Angkasa,
24300, Kemaman
Terengganu.
31 April 2006
Puan,
PERKARA : PERMOHONAN UNTUK BERPOLIGAMI
Perkara di atas adalah di rujuk.

2. Sebab utama permohonan ini di lakukan adalah kerana saya ingin
melengkapkan kuota yang telah di peruntukkan bagi saya. Buat masa ini
kuota yang telah di isi cuma satu, memandangkan masih ada 3 kekosongan, eloklah
jika dapat di penuhi secepat mungkin. Pihak yang akan mengisi satu
kekosongan ini buat masa ini ialah Cik Hana Fazura binti Ramli yang
merupakan setiausaha saya di pejabat. Memandangkan komitmen yang beliau
tunjukkan di pejabat amat baik, eloklah jika kita masukkan dia bersama
kita di dalam organisasi keluarga kita. Kekosongan yang selebihnya akan di isi
di masa akan datang.

3. Untuk makluman pihak puan, yang sebenarnya masalah ini telah lama saya
fikirkan tetapi memandangkan poket saya yang selalu nipis, terpaksalah
saya tangguhkan dulu permohonan ini di samping kurangnye rasa keyakinan untuk
mengemukakan permohonan ini. Kini, setelah saya dapat mengeluarkan kesemua
duit pelaburan ASB saya, saya merasakan kembalinya semangat saya yang
telah hilang selama ini.

4. Permohonan ini amat setimpal kerana dengan kedudukan sekarang ia
menguntungkan kedua belah pihak dan juga pihak ketiga. Selama ini hidup
kita bahagia sebab jika tidak, manakan mungkin puan dapat menjadi seperti
sekarang. Semua yang puan miliki sudah bertambah besar. Kereta besar,
rumah besar, rantai besar dan pakaian besar. Jika dulu potongan puan seperti
gitar, kini sudah bertukar menjadi drum. Oleh itu, sudilah kiranya dapat
kita kongsi bersama insan lain kebahagiaan kita ini.

5. Pihak puan juga dapat menikmati faedah dari kelulusan permohonan ini
kerana puan akan tetap menikmati apa yang telah puan miliki sekarang
dengan waktu bekerja lebih singkat dan sistem syif akan di perkenalkan iaitu 1
hari kerja dan 1 hari cuti rehat. Waktu bekerja yang selebihnya akan
ditampung oleh pihak ketiga. Kebaikan yang puan akan nikmati ialah waktu
rehat yang bebas kerana dalam waktu puan bercuti, saya selaku Penyelia
tidak akan memantau aktiviti yang puan lakukan. Pada waktu itu saya cuma
akan fokus kepada hasil kerja pihak ketiga. Menguntungkan bukan?

6. Segala kerjasama dari pihak puan saya dahulukan dengan ribuan terima
kasih. Saya amat berharap pihak puan dapat meluluskan permohonan saya ini
kerana adalah lebih baik jika kita dapat berkongsi kebahagiaan kita ini
bersama insan lain. Saya harap permohonan saya ini di balas dengan
senyuman penuh keikhlasan dari pihak puan dan tandatangan puan di atas kertas yang
saya lampirkan bukannya balingan periuk nasi, pinggan-mangkuk, ketukan
senduk dan perkara-perkara yang menyukarkan pihak puan untuk melakukannya.

7. Saya harap puan sudi meluluskan permohonan ini. Hadirkanlah senyumanmu
sebagaimana ketika kita menyambut orang baru iaitu bayi kita kedalam
keluarga kita 10 tahun lepas. Situasinya lebih kurang sama dengan masa
kini. Kita akan menerima orang baru juga cuma bezanya ialah jika 10 tahun
yang lepas kita perlu menjaga dan membelainya dengan manja bersama tetapi
kali ini, setiap urusan penjagaan dan belaian manja akan di laksanakan
oleh saya sepenuhnya.

8. Akhir kata, saya harap permohonan saya ini dapat dibalas secepat
mungkin. Semoga kita bersama-bersama dengan pihak ketiga akan dapat
melaksanakan program ini dengan jayanya.

Sekian, Terima Kasih.
"BERKORBAN DAN BERKONGSI KEBAHAGIAAN LAMBANG RUMAHTANGGA BAHAGIA"
Yang Ikhlas Memohon,
Suami bin Lelaki

Nota :
En Suami bin Lelaki telah menarik kembali permohonan ini setelah Puan
Isteri binti Perempuan bertanyakan "Nak suruh saya tandatangan dimana?
Guna pisau boleh bang..?".

Kini anda berpeluang untuk hantarkan surat yang sedia didraf ini kepada
isteri anda pula. Caranya, cuma tukarkan nama dan alamat pengirim dan
penerima. Kalau anda berani cubalah.... ahaks!

AN EULOGY

My father passed away yesterday.

The news was a shocked to me as to my other brothers.

This is a man, who left my mum when I was barely 3 months old for another woman. My mum has put him through schools and university, left all four of us for another university gal.

That was 31 years ago….and Allah has taken him to his final resting place.

He suffered diabetes for the past 11 years, had only three toes on his right leg for the past 4 years. Due to his condition, he was bedridden at the hospital for 16 months. His current wife, left him…left the house with all the children, leaving him to fend on his own.

We only knew about this almost 100 days ago, I visited him once, my wife and maid cleaned up the house and he was happy about this. He called me up and we chatted for almost a hour, talking about building a koi pond and clean up his other house. He chided that he was lonely and laments his errors. We laughed and that was that. That was the last time we ever spoke. I called him twice after that, but he didn’t answer.

So, here I am trying to write about a man who I hardly know.

He was well loved by his friends, there were more than 100 of his old colleagues who came and watched his burials. Everybody said that he was a decent man, a man of good principle and a great sense of humour.

He was an artist in own his right. A true slave to his art, he would toils for days coming up with the best sajak, puisi and working paper about current issues. Using his pen name, Mas Aduka, his poem is edged unto a stone in the centre of Miri Town, in recognisition of his effort about MIri.

He was a great teacher. One of teacher in secondary school once told me that because of my dad, he became inspired to become a teacher. I was proud then, I am still proud now.

Though I hardly know him in a full sense of a father, we met up several times in our lifetime. I never grew any attachment to him, yet I loved him. I yearned for him to love us back too….but it was not to be.

With tears in my eyes as I wrote this, I am sorry dad.

I am sorry for not doing my duty as a son to you.

I am sorry that you had to die alone, accompanied by your friends instead of your family members.

I am sorry for never telling you that I love you.

I am sorry for not being there when you probably needed me the most.

I am sorry for not doing enough to care for you in you dying days.

I am sorry for not telling you that I am proud of your achievements.

I am sorry….

I bathed, wrapped him in a linen cloth, put perfume on his eyebrow and hair, shouldered his coffin, prayed and placed him in his grave yesterday. I never looked at him with more love in my whole life, constantly praying that he will be placed in heaven.

As I washed his lifeless body, i couldn’t stop saying I am sorry to him, I kissed him countless time on his forehead…and I whispered to his ear that I love him, thank you for bringing me to this world.

A day has passed and I missed him already.

If only there were time….i would have taken him to see my mum, see my house, really get to know him, we may have our differences but I would like to bridge that.

Alas, it was not to be, as I recalled his face the last time we met, he was full of smiles.

May you still be smiling dad, for I will stop sending Al-Fatihah to you as along as l live.

Good bye….may we be joined again in a much happier circumstances.