Causality...everything happen for a reason.

Woke up early...after Subuh, take my shower, still 6.45 am..decided to take my breakfast at the nearby mamak restaurant before heading to JPN Taman Melawati. After eating my half boiled egg and reading the paper, went straight to JPN. Arrive exactly at 7.20 am, seriously thinking that i am way ahead of my schedule.

There are about 10 people already queing, still okay...so i pun queue la, after 15 minutes...the people lining up in front of me suddenly dispersing and throwing curses. " Shit" muttered one chinese fella...." Apa kejadahnya nie" was the words from a middle man Malay man, in all i understand that they are both frustrated. I walked to the door...and i saw

" MINTA MAAF, NOMBOR GILIRAN SUDAH HABIS, KAMI MASIH MEMPROSES PERMOHONAN DARI JUMAAT DAN SABTU"

Would i lie to you if i said i started to shout obscenities as well...(in my heart la kan...), i mean it is not even 8 am, the number sudah habis kaa...apa pakai org dalam ker? Thinking ahead...i need to find a solution...the real objective is to get my money from my banking account, no ATM card no money...got the saving book but no i/c ...no can do. Must i start again about the story of the passport? I rather not...

Rushed to Maju Junction, the traffic not that bad...had to use elevated highway. Went up to 6 floor and there are already approximately one billion people(i know i am exaggerating but ....). The number has ran out as well....imagine la kan...one of the largest processing centre in Malaysia also ran out of number. And it is only 8.45 am. Need to do something...

Talk to the help desk...she is more a pretty face rather than anything else, not good. I asked kenapa nombor dah habis tapi org beratur lagi...dia kata entah, public degil tak faham. Lagipun depa semua salah faham...tarikh terakhir tukar I/C lama ke Mykad bukan 31.12.2004 tapi 31.12.2005 , masih ada one full year ..tak kena denda pun. Tapi entah...depa ssalah dengar kot....so to you out there...you can still do your I/C next year without penalty la kan..why rush when you can procrastinate..muahahahahahhah.



Had to find other alternative, walked to the nearest kaunter serahan...and asked for their HQ number in order to inquire whether they still process application. She gleefully help me, " Was it my looks or is it because i am a man??" Muahahahahha...

I explained my situation that i lost my wallet and everything, needing access to my bank account, need to pay my school fees, etc...she nodded and slowly said " I think we can slot you in...err give me your i/c number..!"

Without further ado, i blurted out my I/C number...then

" Eh system block laa..., you dah ada dah Mykad nie..you apply kat masa 2001 , kad dah ada nie...tapi di PJ" then she started to ceramah me on why i didnt claim it, why i that..why i this..why i do this...why i do that....feels like eternity la kan.

Then she wrote me a letter and asked me to go to PJ to pick my unclaimed I/C. I thanked her so many times, and rushed off to PJ.

PJ lak on the verge of moving to Putrajaya, they stopped operating but lucklily one of the staff was there at the counter, so i asked her to help me la kan....dont know laa, she help me anyway though she was busy packing.

5 minutes later...she emerged with my I/C and a fine of RM40 ...doesnt matter, got my i/c.

3 hours after that, got my atm cards, my license, my medical card almost everything back....without the wallet la kan.

Imagine, all with an I/C... you can get back everything you lost in flash minusing all the fines and penalties. Doesnt matter....i am grateful enough and learned a valuable lesson.

Suddenly i am an illegal alien!!

"Oh my god?!!"

" Oh MY GOD!!! I AM SO STUPID"

The above captioned clearly illustrated the feelings i had yesterday when i suddenly realised that the worst had happen.

I lost my wallet. Yes i am an idiot! The whole wallet.

What was inside?

For starters, i had RM 185 inside, my identity card, my license, my Maybank ATM card, My Affin ATM card, my Citibank ATM card, My Citibank Credit cards, my Southern Bank Credit Card, my matric card, my medical card, my jusco card, my sogo card, my pride and a little bit of my dignity.

How did i lose it?

I stopped in Sungai Besi to fill up gas and forgot my wallet on top of the gas pump.

I know, sound simple and definitely "idiota" as well.

30 minutes was needed before i realised that my wallet was missing. Made a U-Turn, rushed back to the same gas station, slowing praying that may be a good muslim, a practising Buddhist, or devout religious man may have found it and ask the gas pump manager to keep it in case i come back.

The cold fact was THERE IS NO GOOD SAMARITAN ANYMORE!!! People just couldnt be bothered to be nice...they completely disregard the fact that that wallet may not be theirs in the first place.

I dont mind the money, may be the person who took it needed it more than i do.

But I/C and license man....the thought of queing up at Maju Junction just to prove that you are a Malaysian is a nightmare on its own.

I donno la kan...the fact that there is no good person left in KL is somehow disturbing.

I was tested once, a man dropped his wallet in Pusat Bandar Damansara in 1995. It happen in a blink of an eye.

Being young and ideal, i chased the middle age Chinese guy and return his wallet. My sweat was greatly appreciated and RM10 in the pocket for my honesty as well. Should i have taken the money instead?

May be....but until this day, i knew that returning that wallet is far more satisfying to my soul. After all, i definitely cannot disguise myself as Chew Ah Long or Ming Kok Liew anytime soon. Heh..heh..heh.

I have an international passport but hell no, Maybank still need the I/C to issue me the new ATM card. The same goes with Affin.

Why la kan....if a country like Germany can accept my passport in Berlin and Bonn, how come a Maybank officer refuses to accept my passport as a form of identification?? I/C is bigger than passport huh??

Unfortunately, the last statement was true 100%.

Alawei....alawei.

Now, need to go to JPN and prove i am a BORN MALAYSIAN.

I can feel the agony having to line up now....waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Are the young generation have an attitude problem??

This is no way malice.....

This is way from the word "disrespect".

In modern management, we are taught to be open-minded, free to speak our mind. Malaysian company adapted Japanese values to create a level playing field, wearing the same jacket, learn Kaizen, JIT etc.

In Organisation developement, people learned about Peter Senge " The Fifth Dicipline" , Richard Beckhard, Richard Lewin " Freeze and unfreeze" etc.

Yet, are we up there with these ideals? Being Asian, we are far from it. Respect still need to be given rather than earned.

" I am manager, respect me!! " Or " I am your superior, respect me"

Young graduates who are exposed with new ideas, either through reading or training, voices out their opinion, outspoken, direct and very much to the point. No more..." Dagang Pak Malau...datang merempat.. and bla..bla..bla"!

These bunch of poeple will have a meeting for 10 minutes to settle 5 agendas, find a quick solution and immediate work on it.

THE OLD GUARD

These bunch are now the bosses to the young generation. They irked with the ideas that these young people speaked quickly, in good english, and direct to the point.

The fear that they will be overshadowed created uneasiness. They wanted to be like them but the spirit is no longer there.

They believe that they have worked hard to their position..hence, respect need to be given.

In some instances, they supported these young generation and be a good mentor. This is a minority though this is far more rewarding.

I wonder,why do we still remembers some of our teachers or lecturers in life?

It is becoz they walloped us like crazy or is it something they taught us that stick like glue. I believe it is the latter than the former. When we crossed path with our teacher and lecturer, do you stop and shake their hand or just to say hi? The majority will say hi or simply wave their hands. Now that everlasting respect man....

Being Asian, i agreed that my generation that are entering the big 30s are brashed perhaps, direct and lack protocols but more result orientated. Believe in getting the high position based on merit and substance rather than pure presentations. Believe in karma, what goes around comes around.

So why the old generation thinks that we lack PR skills? Lack the canvassing skills?

I ask you readers, whom i believe in their 20s and represent an active working population, are the young generation, do we lack respect or too direct for our own good??

I would not answer the question......before you do.

Perhaps it is just another vicious cycle in life, the old guard in the 40s and 50s where fighting the young generation like Ahmad Bostaman, Pemuda API, AWAS due to the influence of Sheikh Mohamad Abduh in Egypt. They wanted change and being young they wanted it quick, arent we any different now?? I believe only with this, the dynamics of an organisation, or even society itself is being kept in good civilised manner.

May be la kan...my two cents...and nowadays, 2 cents hardly worth squat!!

MARI PEDAJALKAN PENGANTIN BARU....

Suasana masih riuh di luar. Sanak saudara semuanya berkampung disini. Gelak ketawa, gurau senda jelas kedengaran. Aku memimpin isteriku ke dalam bilik pengantin.

Suara-suara sumbang terlalu banyak yang menegurku.

"Hai, malam masih muda, dah nak masuk tidur" sapa Pak Ucu.

"Orang muda bang Aji, biarlah. Air dah penuh kat kepala tu." sahut Pak Tam disambut hilai ketawa sanak saudara yang lain. Meriah sungguh keadaan diluar walau jam sudah menunjukkan pukul 11.00 malam.

Hadiah yang masih belum dibuka ku susun ke tepi. Lampu ku tutup. Merebah diri ke katil pengantin, aku menoleh ke arah isteriku.

"Kita tidur dulu lah yer. Ramai sangat orang kat luar tu" Isteriku hanya mengangguk tanda setuju.

Entah pukul berapa sekarang, aku pun tidak tahu. Keadaan di luar gelap gelita dan senyap sunyi. Tanda sanak saudaraku telah pulang dan keluargaku telah tidur.

Jari jemariku lembut membelai rambutnya. Ku selak rambut ikal yang menutupi telinganya lalu membisikkan "Assalammualaikum!" ke telinganya untuk menguji
isteriku.

"Wa alaikummussalam" Rupanya isteriku masih belum tidur.

Ku kucup pipi halusnya. Ku kucup dahinya yang mulus. Semerbak harumnya menusuk deria bauku. Akanku tunaikan tanggungjawabku sebagai suami malam ini. Jari-jemari ini terus membelai tubuhnya. Perasaanku tidak dapat dikawal lagi, namun...

"Kringggggg!!!!!!!...."

"Tik..tik..tik..tik..."

"Kring.. kring..kring.."

Bunyi-bunyi jam loceng entah dari mana memenuhi ruang bilikku. Terkejut dengan segala macam bunyi yang ada, aku membuka lampu. Serentak itu, terang benderang seluruh rumahku. Bunyi-bunyi ini telah berjaya membangunkan semua orang di rumahku.

Aku mencari-cari punca bunyi-bunyi itu. Mataku terarah ke sekotak hadiah yang masih terbalut rapi. Aku buka dengan pantas dan di dalamnya terdapat 5 buah jam loceng. Juga sekeping kad berbunyi... "Selamat Pengantin Baru, Jangan gopoh-gopoh. Baru Pukul 2 pagi. Jangan maree.. kami potong stim. ."

Dalam hatiku.. cilaka punya kengkawan. Potong stim betullah.

TAMAT

HOW TO SAFEGUARD YOUR NOTEBOOK

1. Avoid using computer bags. Computer bags can make it obvious that you're carrying a laptop. Instead, try toting your laptop in something more common like a padded briefcase or suitcase.

2. Never leave access numbers or passwords in your carrying case. Keeping your password with your laptop is like keeping the keys in the car. Without your password or important access numbers it will be more difficult for a thief to access your personal and corporate information.

3. Carry your laptop with you. Always take your laptop on the plane or train rather then checking it with your luggage. It's easy to lose luggage and it's just as easy to lose your laptop. If you're traveling by car, keep your laptop out of sight. For example, lock it in the trunk when you're not using it.

4. Encrypt your data. If someone should get your laptop and gain access to your files, encryption can give you another layer of protection. With Windows XP you can choose to encrypt files and folders. Then, even if someone gains access to an important file, they can't decrypt it and see your information. Learn more about how to encrypt your data.

5. Keep your eye on your laptop. When you go through airport security don't lose sight of your bag. Hold your bag until the person in front of you has gone through the metal detector. Many bags look alike and yours can easily be lost in the shuffle.

6. Avoid setting your laptop on the floor. Putting your laptop on the floor is an easy way to forget or lose track of it. If you have to set it down, try to place it between your feet or against your leg (so you're always aware it's there).

7. Buy a laptop security device. If you need to leave your laptop in a room or at your desk, use a laptop security cable to securely attach it to a heavy chair, table, or desk. The cable makes it more difficult for someone to take your laptop.

8. Try not to leave your laptop in your hotel room or with the front desk. Too many things have been lost in hotel rooms and may not be completely secure. If you must leave your laptop in your room, put the "do not disturb" sign on the door.

Limitations

There is a saying " A man got to learn his limitations.."

I have two questions:

1) Why is it only the man got to learn their limitations? Why not woman...
2) Once we learn our limitations, so what's next?

I have the unfortunate pleasure of knowing the limits of my patience.

My patience was SEVERELY tested with a bunch of relatives.

I know, you would probably say " well you can live with them and you can live without them"

My weekend was "to live with them".

I dont know lar this new generation of kids nowadays la kan have no definition of MALU or what. They just utterly asked " Why cant we eat in that restaurant lar, this restaurant is not that good?!" or " I thought we were having nasik, why are they serving me steaks instead?" or even " Yesterday we got to eat Seafood, err..tomorrow we go to Restoran Nelayan boleh?"

Haiyo....kay poh ler.

What hurts me most was not the money, but the pain of hearing the odesity of some of the people asking for it! May be we are truly being Malaysia Boleh in all aspects!

I stand corrected, i am hurting in the money department too for the relative who suggest all this is unemployed but suggesting she WILL. Makes programmes shall her....

My veins nearly split into two, my blood pressure was pumping 180, my eyes goes bleary with tears of dissapointment. What to do.....i am married to this.

Only the joy of seeing my kids playing with their cousins damper my anger. Their smiles and laughter somehow brings happiness to me too.

Slowly i hugged my two kids and said " I love you two!!"

....finally i found my pillar of strength and perhaps the beacon of life i was searching for.

God bless their souls!

10 EFFECTIVE HABITS OF HIGHLY CREATIVE PEOPLE

Untuk menjadi seorang yang kreatif, anda mestilah tidak berfikir seperti orang
kebanyakan. Anda perlu menjadi lain dari yang lain. Amalan kreativiti dapat
menyelesaikan banyak masalah. Berikut adalah latihan kreativiti yang anda boleh
amalkan.

1. Masukkan remote TV dalam sarung handset ayah anda sebelum beliau pergi kerja.
Ayah anda pasti tidak lagi disaman kerana menelefon sambil memandu.

2. Isikan mangkuk tandas dengan ikan-ikan kecil yang dibeli dari kedai akuarium.
Bayangkan penjimatan wang yang diperlukan untuk beli serbuk cuci.

3.Tekan butang mute pada TV ketika program berita dan reka terjemahan percakapan
pemberita untuk keluarga anda. Keluarga anda pasti selamat dari propaganda
kerajaan.

4.Amalkan penutup perbualan antara anda dan rakan-rakan dengan ayat,
"Terimakasih atas laporan tuan-tuan." Rakan anda pasti insaf bahawa borak kosong
itu tiada makna.

5.Lekatkan stiker "UMNO-Dulu, Kini dan Selamanya" pada cermin depan dan
"Reformasi-Lawan Tetap Lawan" pada cermin belakang kereta anda. Bayangkan betapa
banyak kawan yang akan anda dapat.

6. Cat tin biskut dengan cat merah dan tulis perkataan "ALARM". Lekatkan tin
tersebut pada dinding rumah di sebelah meter elektrik. Masih beranikah pencuri
masuk?

7. Selitkan gambar anda pada cover VCD. Anda mungkin perlu gunting sikit gambar
anda agar dia ngam-ngam muat sebagai gambar cover VCD. Anda jimat RM15 untuk
beli bingkai.

8. Peliharalah semut api. Untuk menangkap semut api, anda hanya perlu menabur
gula ditembok tempat kutu-kutu kampung bersidang. Kampung anda pasti aman.

9. Jangan lap badan anda selepas mandi, sebaliknya terus pakai baju kerja. Buka
semula baju dan terus gosok. Anda tidak perlu lagi sembur air pada baju ketika
menggosok.

10. Sedekahkan sepasang selipar berlainan warna, kiri warna merah dan kanan
warna biru kepada surau pejabat anda. Kalau orang curi juga selipar tu, tak-tau
apa nak cakap.

Walaupun perbuatan yang disenaraikan adalah ganjil, ia mendatangkan hasil yang
praktikal. Pada kebiasaannya ide kreatif ini akan mendapat tentangan orang tidak
kreatif. Jika anda mengamalkan latihan di atas, pastikan anda bersedia menerima
cemuhan mereka.

Our beacon in life

Too often we sat and glorified those we admired. Some really admired David Beckham, admired his looks, admired his wife, his money, his success and admired that he managed to bed several woman and get away with it. The majority admired Rasulullah and the way he deals with adversity.(i seriuosly believe that the media needs to sell this more rather than modern icons who are not free from errors)

Some admired Mandela, some admired Dr M, others Nik Aziz, there are some admired their own parents and some even admired their wife or husband secretly. Well i guess this is normal ..after all, we all need someone to look up to.

When we were growing up, our father may be our greatest hero. Hence , the conversation like " Ko tahu, bapak aku boleh menyelam kat Sungai Pahang sampai 15 minit tau itu hari!!"

"Eleh, bapak aku tahun lepas menyelam sampai 30 minit , tak kecoh pun...."

" Bapak ko berdua tak terror, bapak aku lagi hebat...dari tahun 1983..dia menyelam sampai sekarang tak timbul-timbul lagi"

Ah, how we glorified our parents then....after we become teenagers, suudenly we realised that our dad is not that great after all...hence, arguments ensued..statement "Alah abah pun bukkanya buat macam mak suruh dulu.....".

The search of new idols began...we found solice in our friends, some in books , some in pornographics items, some in god, some never recovered at all.

I may come from a broken family, but i am fond of both my mum and dad but to be honestly, they are not my beacon in shaping the person that i am today. I have always make my decision mirroring what would some of my collegues do, hence you can say i admired my group of friends..heh..heh (the need to be accepted).

I realised this when i had a conversation with my classmates as to the most important person they felt have an impact in their lifes. many said this...some says that....i couldn't say anything.

I believe i am in a minority when i said that there are some that hardly have any icon or icons that they admired. In fact this small group are dynamic in their chosen icon...sometimes it is William Wallace (Scotland warrior), some other occassion it is Aragorn in LOTR, the reluctant king who felt he may failed as his duty, or even Michael Owen , not wanted by Raul in Real Madrid but scores every time he come on the field.

Must we follow a person or a collection of attributes from different persons? Jay, my friend, becomes a doctor because he wanted to be like his father, a doctor as well. True enough he become exactly like his father by having two wives as well. ( That is a real accomplishment!!!), Khairul is the same...a lecturer, becoz both of his parents are lecturers.

Then who are the person you admired or look for in terms of guidance? I must honestly said that i hardly have any icons in my life, i dont admired David Beckham though if he has extra money that he wanted to give me, i wouldnt mind spending it. I dont admired Annuar Zain though if he were to lend me his voice i probably win Akademi Fantasi 3 next year. I dont mind admired Nik Aziz for with his piousness i probably be a much better person that i am now.

The real question that bog me down last nite was when i asked myself..." Mesti ada icon ke? You are your own master ler......"

Iya ker??

Puteri Yang Cantik Rupawan

Pada zaman dahulu, ada seorang puteri yang cantik rupawan. Namanya Puteri Sheila on 7Eleven. Sejak lahir lagi puteri ini telah terkena sumpahan. Apaje menda yang dipegang oleh puteri akan cair. Oleh sebab tu, semua lelaki tak mahu dekat dengan puteri sebab takut, kalau puteri tu terpegang mereka maka meraka akan cair jugak.

Maka musykil la Ayahanda nye kerana alamat tak kawin la puterinya itu. Maka, dengan nasihat memanda perdana menteri, Maharaja pun membawa puteri berjumpa dengan seorang bomoh untuk berubat. Mengikut kata bomoh tersebut, puteri akan terlepas dari sumpahan jika puteri dapat memegang sesuatu yang tak kan cair. Tapi bomoh itu sendiri pun tak tau apakah benda tersebut.

Atas cadangan memanda perdana menteri, Maharaja telah mengistiharkan bahawa barang siapa lelaki yang dapat membawa sesuatu, yang apabila puterinya pegang tak cair, lelaki itulah yang akan kawin dengan puterinya itu.

Maka pada hari itu, berduyun-duyun lah lelaki datang membawa benda masing-masing dengan harapan dapat menjadi menantu raja. Kemudian, pertandingan pun berlangsung..... Muncul lah lelaki yang pertama,

Maharaja: Ha, apa benda yang kau bawa tu?

Lelaki#1 : Hamba membawa batang logam Titanium. Logam inilah yang paling keras dalam dunia. Pada zaman akan datang, logam ini menjadi batang golf, bateri dan kapal terbang.

Maharaja : Ok, biar puteri Beta pegang benda itu.

Lelaki#1 : Silakan....

Maka puteri itu pun pegang la logam Titanium itu.Ahhhhhh Cair nampaknye logam itu. Kecewa lah lelaki itu, Maharaja dan tuan puteri...

Muncullah lelaki ke-2.....

Maharaja: Ha kamu! Apa yang kamu bawa tu?
Lelaki#2: Hamba membawa batu berlian. Menda ini lah yang paling keras dalam dunia. Pada masa akan datang,menda ini bukan saja menjadi perhiasan malah digunakan untuk memotong besi dan digunakan untuk menggali minyak di dasar lautan.

Maharaja: Kalau begitu, biar puteri Beta mencubanya.

Lelaki#2: Silakan.....
Maka puteri itu pun memegang le berlian tersebut.Ahhhhhhhh Cair jugak berlian itu nampaknya. Kecewa la lelaki itu, maharaja dan puteri.

Seterusnya, lelaki-lelaki lain pun mencuba juga tapi malangnya semua benda yang dipegang oleh puteri tetap cair hendaknya...

Kemudian muncul lah elaki yang terakhir. Eh!!Dia datang berlenggang je tanpa membawa apa-apa pun di tangannya!

Maharaja: Hey Kamu! Apa yang kamu bawa? Kenapa datang berlenggang je?

Lelaki: Patik ada membawa benda tuanku. Tapi benda hamba tu ada dalam poket hamba ini.

Maharaja: Kalau begitu, keluarkanlah benda kamu tu.Biar puteri Beta cuba memegangnya.

Lelaki: Tak boleh tuanku. Kalau puteri nak memegangnya,seluklah dalam poket hamba ini...

Maharaja: Hmmmm.... Kalau begitu, baiklah!

Maka terpaksalah puteri itu menyeluk dalam poket lelaki itu. Puteri teragak-agak sebab puteri tak tau apa yang ada dalam poket lelaki itu. Lama sungguh puteri meramas poket lelaki tersebut

Kemudian puteri terpegang sesuatu... Mukanya merah menahan malu. Lelaki itu hanya tersenyum saja. Tiba-tiba puteri menarik tangannya kembali. Puteri berlalu dari situ kerana malu. Maharaja hairan... Maharaja tanya puterinya

Maharaja: Anakanda dapat pegang sesuatu?

Puteri: Dapat....

Maharaja: Benda tu cair?

Puteri: Tak....

Maharaja: Baiklah, dengan ini Beta istiharkan lelaki ini menjadi menantu Beta!

Lelaki: Hehehehehehehehehehehe.......

Tapi...Apakah yang puteri itu pegang? Kenapa lelaki itu ketawa? Dan kenapa benda tu tak cair? Apakah yang korang rasa puteri itu telah pegang?

Apa agaknya yang terlintas dalam kepala korang? haaaaa?Hehehehehehehehehe.....
(Sila scroll down...........)

HA HA HA JAWAPANNYA IALAH...

COKELAT M&M CAIR DIMULUT, TIDAK DITANGAN! KORANG INGAT APA? OTAK TU BIAR
BETUL SIKIT AAAAA...TAK SESUAIII TAU KORANG KWUANG KWUANG HE HE HE HE

PUTERI TU MERAH MUKA MALU PASAL DEPAN DIA TU BAKAL SUAMI DIA...

Doa-doa yang makbul

Alkisah.....

Seorang lelaki melayu ponteng sembahyang Jumaat. Sebaliknya dia masuk hutan
untuk memburuberuang. Sedang dia terhendap2 di dalam semak, tiba2 dia
berlanggar dengan seekor beruang.

Dia begitu terkejut sehingga senapangnya tercampak lalu tergelungsur ke
dalam jurang. Dia pula tergolek ke arah lain, jatuh ke atas batu dan
KRAKKKK! Kedua2 kakinya patah. Jangan risau .. ini bukanlah berita buruk
ok. Ada lagi ..

Berita buruknya adalah beruang tadi terus menghambatnya, sedangkan dia dah
tak boleh bergerak lagi. "Ya Allah," doa lelaki tersebut, "Ampunilah dosaku
kerana ponteng sembahyang berjemaah pada hari Jumaat yang mulia ini ..
Ampunilah aku ya Allah .. makbulkan hajat ku ini .. jadikanlah beruang yang
memburuku Muslim yang beriman .. tolong ya Allah! Aminnn .."

Tiba2 guruh berdentum! Beruang tadi tiba2 terhenti betul2 di hadapan lelaki
tadi.

Sambil menadah kedua2 kaki depannya ke langit .. beruang tersebut pun
berdoa, "Allahumma barik lana, fima razaktana, wa qina azabbannar. Amin!"


beriman betul beruang tu...nak makan lelaki tu pun baca doa dulu...ehehe

Catching up with old times..

The past two days was like a breeze....i can't pin-point anything that either too special or too un-pleasant. In addition i have already started my classes and i knew time will just fly by. Have a look at my result as well....alawei....okay la kan, alhamdulillah. Hopefully i can keep the grades up...then my CGPA will be on a dean list...muahahahha, a man can dream meh??

Anyway, last nite i met some old buddies from my old workplace. Met up around 10 o'clock and finishes up around 2 a.m. My head still spinning due to lack of sleep. Man...i hope i can keep my sanity long enough before lunch. Gotta do some work first first...later, i might blog again.

In the meantime....

HOW TO MAKE YOUR ROOMATES GO MAD!!!

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1. Setiap hari Jumaat, pack segala brg² ko dan bagitau kat roommate ko nak balik kampung. Selepas sejam, balik ke bilik & terangkan bhw takde org kat rumah. unpack segala brg ko & pegi tidor.

2. Setiap kali roommate ko balik, jerit sekuat² hati" horee...ko dah balik!!??". lepas tu menari dlm 5 minit. lepas tu, tenung jam lama² dan tanya dia "Sepatutnya ko dah belah dah skrg"

3. Setiap kali bangun tido, jerit kuat² " Tolong, kat mana aku berada ni?" dan lari keliiling bilik tu. Kemudian, sambung tidor. esoknya, kalo dia tanya, pura² tak tahu apa yg dia cakap.

4. Ambil marker, buat bulatan kecil kat lengan ko. Besarkan bulatan tu setiap hari sambil berkata "Dah merebak dah merebak"

5. Beli pepokok bonsai. Bercakap & tidor dgn pokok tu setiap hari. Selepas seminggu, bertengkar dgn pokok tu dan cakap "Aku tak boleh hidup sebilik dgn kau lagi" sambil keluar & menghempaskan pintu bilik dgn kuat...Buang pokok tu tapi biarkan pasu kat situ.

6. Duduk didepan papan chess dua tiga jam tanpa buat apa² atau cakap apa². lepas tu cakap, "Siot betul, kalah lagi"

7. Setiap kali roommate ko balik, tutup lampu dan tidor. lepas dia keluar, bangun dan menjerit dgn kuat "YAHOO!!!!...". bukak lampu semula.

8. Pakai topi kertas. Bila dia balik, cakap "Selamat Datang ke McDonald. Boleh saya ambil pesanan anda..." Lepas tu buat muka bodoh, sambil berkata "Eh, ko rupanya..."

9. Kata kat roommate ko "Ada pesanan penting utk ko". Lepas tu buat² pengsan. Lepas 2-3 jam, bangun dan cakap ko dah lupa pesanan tu. Kemudian, cakap "Eh...aku dah ingat". Lepas tu pengsan balik.

11. Bila roommate ko balik, berpura² tengah telefon. Caci maki dan menjerit dgn kuat kat telefon tu. Lepas tu letak telefon dan cakap kat roommate ko bhw yg telefon tadi adalah mak dia. Cakap mak dia akan telefon balik.

12. Kalau roommate ko suka gosok gigi kat sinki, perhatikan sampai habis. Lepas dia habis, cakap dgn dia bhw kau perlu ajar dia cara mengosok gigi dgn betul

13. Edarkan risalah ke kawasan kedai/rumah kedai berdekatan rumah kau. Dalam risalah tu,nyatakan bahawa roommate ko hilang. Letak sekali gambar dia dlm risalah tu. Tawarkan hadiah kpd sesiapa yg menjumpai roommate ko.

14. Bila roommate ko tutup lampu pd sebelah malam, nyanyi lagu opera sekuat hati. Bila dia buka balik lampu, buat² muka bodoh dan confused.

15. Duduk & renung roommate ko dlm 2-3 jam.Kalau boleh, bawa member² sekali sambi makan kacang & popcorn. Buat macam ko tengah tengok wayang.

16. Masa roommate ko xde, ambil deodorant dia. Lepas tu sapukan kat seluruh dinding bilik. Bila dia balik, puji bahawa bilik berbau wangi. Lakukan selalu sampai deodorant tu habis.

17. Kalau roommate ko ada binatang peliharaan, spt kucing, offer utk beri makan kpd binatang tsbt. Cepat² keluarkan botol gam atau minyak rambut sebelum dia beri persetujuan kpd ko.

18. (Khas Untuk Lelaki Sahaja) Pegang & gosok² rambut roommate ko sambil berkata "Rambut ko hitam, lurus dan berkilat la...Macam teknik rebonding...". Sekali-sekala buat masa dia tengah tidur.

19. Sembunyikan seluar dalam/baju dalam ko yg telah dipakai bawah bantal roommate ko. Bila dia balik, komplen yg seluar/baju dalam ko hilang. Toksah nak ngada² pegi cari kat lain, pegi straight kat bantal dia. Lepas tu tuduh roommate ko gila seks...

hahahaha...jgn kan roommate aku,aku pun dah nak naik giler....

Yesterday was a sort a lazy day for me...not only that i was not productive, my bones were too heavy to do any work...well this happen after a week of blissful break and long sleeping hours. Suddenly time moves too slow, compounded with a running nose and a temperature to boot, Monday is a good day!!!!

Anyway, the day ended without any real huh-hah..just you getting in touch with your office colleagues and traded stories of Raya. After a while, you just get on with your own work and life seems normal again.

After work, i went to my motorcycyle dealer...i came with a heavy heart but deep inside i know i had to do it. I am here to trade my "superbike"...my beloved Gilera DNA 180. I bought this beauty last two years ago and she has served me well....well lately, she started to cringe and cried un-necessarrily. She refused to start at the crucial moment and threw tantrums when i wanted her the most. In the end, i knew it has ended...our love has dissappear...only mutual respect is still intact and that wasnt enough for me.

So there i was..making the bold decision...selling her to the trader. Though i still love her but i knew i was only in love with a good memory. The trader have a look at her...take a spin with her..soon we agreed a price...then, that was it, she was no longer mine. Since the bike was long settle from any debt...the amount i received is invested in Modenas Karisma 125cc for the odd job i might have on weekends like buying newspaper or roti canai. Bike is necessary..but i had to forgo a high powered motorcycle for a smaller and more practical motorcycle. Perhaps later a new Honda Jazz as well? Muahahahahah....

Went home and tended to my cat...she had to get her shower after a long week of raya. By nite my temperature grew steadily and started coughing. I havent fell "really" sick for quite some time...guess it is a sign of old age huh? I knew i gonna be sick tomorrow..so might as well overslept and skip work tomorrow.

I better get on my medication and slowly praying that Liverpool can beat Monaco tonite...now that can tended to my heavy heart!

Sexy pose!






Smile !!! What a frown?!

How to apply for a new job and secure it?!!!

TSUMIRIN BIN ABDUL GHAFAR
25 Jalan 3/4
Taman Bukit Indah
68000 Ampang
Selangor.
(Rumah pakcik saya)

Malaysia Airlines System

2 Mei 2004

Tuan,

Memohon Pekerjaan di Malaysia Airlines System.

Sehubungan dengan perkara diatas, saya Tsumirin Bin Abdul Ghafar no k/p 831021-10-5889 mahu memohon untuk bekerja disyarikat tuan dalam bidang teknikal. Ini kerana saya sangat berminat & bersungguh2 sampai tak boleh tido malam mengingatkan pekerjaan dalam bidang ini. Walaupun begitu saye mengaku sebab saye mintak kerja disini kerana saya juga adalah seorang petani anggur. Disebabkan begitu pihak tuan kenalah ambil saya bekerja disini. Pihak tuan perlu tahu juga bahawasanya bapa saya iaitu ABD GHAFAR adalah seorang ahli KWSP.

Jika pihak tuan tidak mengambil saya bekerja saya serta merta akan menyuruh bapa saya membekukan pengeluaran KWSP pihak tuan masa tua nanti. Jika pihak tuan tak nak susah baiklah ambil saya bekerja disini. Itu saja keotaian saya.

2. Untuk pengetahuan pihak tuan, disini saya akan tampilkan kelayakan akademik dan pengalaman kerja saya sebelum ini kepada tuan.

3.Akademik

Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia Vokasional 1999-200
Matapelajaran : (gred)
Bahasa Malaysia 6D
Bahasa Inggeris 6D
Sains 7E
Matematik 6D
Pendidikan Islam 5C
Sejarah 7E
Lukisan geometri 7E
Teknologi air-condition 6D
Kerja bengkel 3B
Sijil Kemahiran Malaysia 2001-2002 (MLVK)
Sijil Kejuruteraan Automotive (Tahap 1&2) dari Institut Latihan
Perindustrian Kementerian Sumber Manusia Malaysia.

4. Pengalaman kerja

Pembantu mekanik kereta di Yusuf Workshop, Ipoh, Perak
Pembantu mekanik kereta di Dunlop Servitekar di Leboh Ampang, Kuala Lumpur (kedai gemok)
p/s (alignment kat situ tipu)
Staff pejabat di Gesundheit Worldwide di Semabok, Melaka. (pusat serenti)

5. Sukan & Sosial

Menyertai pasukan kompang Kampong Batu 38, Sekendi. Nama Kumpulan, Gendang Senada.
Johan Bolasepak 7 sebelah anjuran KEMAS, jadi gol keper gilir-gilir dengan Apai Stemroll JKR.

6. Hanya ini sahaja dapat saya tampilkan kepada pihak tuan. Diharap dengan kelayakan yang saya ada, permohonan saya untuk bekerja disyarikat tuan dapat dipertimbangkan oleh tuan. Dan saya berasa gembira & seronok & akan belanja satu MAS makan sekiranya diterima bekerja di syarikat tuan dan saya berjanji akan bekerja dengan bersungguh-sungguh disamping bangun awal dan datang kerja awal. Saya tak tipu nie. Walaupun saya pernah ponteng sekolah dan ditangkap beberapa kali saya akan insaf juga jika saya dapat kerja ini. Saya tidak akan hisap ganja lagi jikalau saya dapat kerja disini. Sekiranya saya didapati bersalah dalam apa2 juga kesalahan pihak tuan tidak boleh ambil tindakan yg kuat disamping menjentik jari saya sahaja.

Untuk makluman tuan saya sangat kurus jikalau dirotan sekali tulang2 saya akan bersepai dan pihak tuan akan mendapat susah yang amat sangat. Saya juga berjanji tidak akan mencuri skru2 nat2 yg lawa2.jika saya nak mencuri saya akan ambil sahaja dan masuk dalam poket seluar itu tidak dikira mencuri. Saya pun dah penat menulis segala nya bermula & berakhir dgn baik. Jika pihak tuan tidak mengambil saya bekerja hidup pihak tuan akan berakhir dengan bacaan yasin. Dah kunjungan org ramai. Sekian terima kasih.

Sekian, terima kasih

Yang benar,

(Tsumirin Bin Abdul Ghafar)
25 Jalan ¾
Taman Bukit Indah
68000 Ampang
Selangor

Harimau dijumpai di kawasan semak di Kg Pandan KL

Sebut saja nama haiwan ini, susah bagi kita untuk mempercayainya.

Kejutan mengenainya bukan sahaja mustahil, bahkan ianya sangat diragui.

Apatah lagi ianya di jumpai dikawasan dimana masyarakat melakukan riadah seharian bersama keluarga.

Trajedi ini berlaku dikawasan lagoon di kampong pandan. Walaupun susah untuk diterima kenyataan ini TAPI tidak mustahil ia nya terjadi jua.

Pernah diseketika dulu 2 ekor anak buaya juga di jumpai di tempat yang sama.

Perkataan "macam-macam ada" bukan sahaja terdapat di Akedemi fantasia..malahan dimana-mana jua pun.

Pihak media tempatan akan menyiarkan cerita mengenainya pada esok hari.


Sebagai bukti, sila lihat gambar di bawah ini.


Pelik tetapi nyata.

BAHAYA NIE.....!!!!

SELAMAT HARI RAYA & HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

Finally, we are at the end of Ramadhan. Not that i want it to end nor i wish it last forever either...as usual at the end of every Ramadhan, i have this bubble in my stomach popping every hours sparking notion that i can do better in terms of my Puasa and terawih ...well the hour is nigh and i can only hope and pray that next year will be better...insya-Allah.

How your Ramadhan? I hope everything is well and good...my first week was ok, then as usual ...it becomes hectic later on. My following week was bombarded with berbuka pausa invitation. Orang dah jemput...so kenalah datang ye tak? Kang dikatanya sombong laa....networking tak bagus ler...CRM tak up ler...macam2 ler, anyway there i was hopping from one hotel to another, Hilton, JW Marriot, KLGCC, KDE, Grand Maya, Concorde and Tupai-Tupai. To say the least ler...it has become a culture for Malaysian especially corporate bodies to entertain their client relentlessly in this month. Is this good??

So following that eating spree...i believe i am putting on weight rather than losing it, damn those oysters! Alawei...must be difficult doing this ya? Guess need to start playing futsal rigourously after Raya to gain my natural posture..heh..heh

So at this juncture, i would like to take this opportunity to say " SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI" to all my fellow bloggers ...and happy holidays as well. May this raya be more merrier than last year and the mother of all Raya of all time.

To those who had lost their loved one in this trying times, know that those who has left us has gone to better place and ALLAH loves them. All our prayers to our long departed grandpa, grandma,uncle, auntie,father, mother, brother, sister, cousin, nephew, wife, husband, son, daughter or friends who are dear to us.

AL-FATIHAH

MALAYSIAN DRIVERS..

Malaysian Drivers

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: IPOH driver

2. One hand on wheel, one hand out the window with cigarette: KEPONG driver.

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: DOWNTOWN KUALA LUMPUR driver.

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on parang, foot solidly on accelerator: JOHOR driver.

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on non-fat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, hands-free on the lap: BANGSAR driver.

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: FOREIGNER, driving in MALAYSIA.

7. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, talking on cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SUBANG JAYA DRIVER.....on the Federal Highway!!!

8. One hand on wheel, one hand on passengers head rest, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing rambutans or durian shells out the window: KARAK HIGHWAY ; KUANTAN driver.

9. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, READY-TO-KILL attitude, rear window stickers read "Make my day", beer cans on floor, wedding ribbon still attached to antenna: CONSTRUCTION SITE....PUCHONG driver!

10.One hand on the handphone, another hand picking nose, One leg on the dash board, another leg crossed on the seat with a beer can in the middle ~ turning anywhere he likes, parking anywhere he likes, in fact, driving anywhere he likes. aaahhh..... this is a heaven for drivers......welcome to PENANG!

11. Two hands gripping tightly to the wheel, eyes glued on the windscreen, alternately stepping on the accelerator and brakes every 5 seconds. WOMAN DRIVER!

P/s Personally, i do not agree with statement 11 but good reading lar..muahahahha

Kejadian menakutkan di ITTAR!! Hati-hati...

Faitaniha baru sahaja menyiapkan tugasan bersama-sama dengan rakan kumpulan nya yang lain di Universitinya. Hari sudah lewat malam. Tak sedar rasanya masa berlalu...

Setelah siap semua kawannya balik dan meninggalkan dia tercengangang sorang-sorang.Maklumlah dia kan pompuan tambahan lagi banyak kes perogol bersiri yang didengarinya dari media massa sejak akhir-akhir ni kat KL. Dia risau dan berlari-lari anak menuju ke stesen bas berdekatan. LRT pun dah tak jalan lagi waktu-waktu cam nie...teksi lak payah nak carik kat kawasan cam nie....


Namun hampir 1-2 jam dia menunggu bas terakhir tapi bas-bas yang ditunggu tetap tak datang.Apa malang sangat nasib dia ....dia menimbang sama ada nak berjalan kaki balik atau telefon abgnya yang duduk di Shah Alam...jauh pun jauh laaa asal aku selamat balik, fikirnya.

Sedang asyik menyumpah seranah pemandu dan syarikat bas yang tidak sampai-sampai tuh dalam hatinya akhirnya bas itu datang juga dalam kemalapan malam tersebut. Lampu bas hanya menyala sebelah sahaja. Tapi anehnya bas tu bergerak perlahan sangat dah lah tu buruk pulak sampai pintunya pun dah tercabut.

Apalagi Faitaniha terus melompat masuk ke dalam bas tersebut kerana terlalu bimbang ketinggalan bas tersebut.Ruang dalam bas tu gelap sangat sampai dia terpaksa meraba-raba mencari tempat duduk.

Namun setelah duduk dia perhatikan hanya dia jer penumpang dalam bas tu. Alamak...takkan tak ada penumpang lain!!!??

Hatinya bagai tersentap bila dia dapat tahu pemandunya pun takde.Habis tu camana bas tu boleh bergerak? Oleh kerana terlampau panik dia menjerit ketakutan sekuat hati.

"Tolongggg....hantuuuuuuuu! "



Tiba-tiba dia mendengar seseorang memarahinya.

"Woi!!! bakpo tu? doh lah selambo jah dio naik...nempik tak pasa-pasa pulok doh!!!GILO KO??"

Kemudian Faitaniha baru perasan pemandu dan pembantunya serta beberapa penumpang bas lain sedang sibuk kat belakang bas menolak bas tu yang rosak.

Buat malu jer..........hihihihihiiiiii

Kalau dah terror!!!

Razak pergi ke sebuah restoran kegemarannya dan memesan ayam panggang seekor..

Beberapa minit kemudian pesanannya sampai... tanpa berlenggah lagi, dia terus sental ayam panggang tuh...maklumlah dah lapar!!

Tapi sedang dia menikmatinya makanannya.. pelayan restoran tersebut menghampirinya dan berkata..

"Maaf, Encik... Itu sebenarnya pesanan lelaki yang ada di sana itu. Dan ini merupakan stok ayam terakhir yang kami ada... Maaf atas kesilapan ini, kami terpaksa pulang kepada lelaki tersebut..." Kata pelayan tuh lagi dengan muka seposen memohon simpati.

Razak menoleh ke arah lelaki yang ditunjuk, ternyata badannya besar dan gagah.. lalu berkata,"Kerana terlanjur sudah makan sedikit..jadi ayam ini milik saya. lagi pun saya sudah membayarnya."

Sementara si pelayan restoran nampak kebingungan, lelaki gagah tadi dengan wajah marah sambil membawa pisau menghampiri Razak.

"Hai budak.. jangan sentuh ayam tuh lagi..!!

Apapun yang akan engkau lakukan terhadap ayam itu akan aku lakukan juga terhadap engkau. Kalau kau potong kakinya, aku akan potong kaki engkau.

Kalau engkau potong perutnya, aku akan potong juga perutmu. Pendek cerita.. apapun yang engkau lakukan pada ayam tuh, akan aku lakukan juga pada engkau."

Razak terdiam beberapa minit..
lalu perlahan-lahan...Dia mengangkat ayamnya, membawa ke mulutnya dan menjilat bontot ayam tersebut beberapa kali.....

Heh..heh..heh


P/s: Moral: Sebelum bercakap fikir dahulu.....

Keluhan seorang perempuan, isteri .......

Semalam kita dah dengar apa kata lelaki tentang pompuan....la nie kita dengar pasal keluhan org pompuan pasal lelaki lak....

Tahukah kau suami dan bakal suami?? Laki bini ini asalnya 2 individu asing yang saling tidak mengenali. Atas takdir tuhan dipertemukan dan aqad nikah telah menyatukan kita.

TAPI.......tahukah kau apa yang isterimu selalu lakukan untukmu, dan fikirlah sejenak apa pula yang kau berikan untuknya...

KALA kau tiada duit, bukankah magic david copperfield bila tiba2 kau buka wallet ada duit pulak di dalamnya, tahukah kau yang isterimu sentiasa curi2 membuka wallet untuk mengecek "Ada duitkah suamiku?" TAPI Bila kau ada duit, wah! wah! kau siap boleh tanya lagi bini kau "Ada duit ke?" sedangkan itukan kewajipan kau untuk memberinya nafkah?

Tahukah kau wahai suami, tiap2 malam isterimu akan terbangun dari tidurnya
dan perkara pertama yang diingat ialah suaminya, lantas terus si isteri menjenguk suaminya di sebelah, di kucup dahi suaminya, diusap rambutnya, penuh kasih sayang dan belas kasihan

TAPI yang kau berinya hanyalah dengkuran kadang2 siap kentut lagi..Cissss!!

Tahukah kau wahai suami, kalau kau balik lewat malam sampai pukul 4-5 pagi atas alasan kerja atau kau suka2 nak lepak ngan kawan2, bini kau yang dirumah tu tak lena tidur, selagi kau tak balik selagi tulah mata tak leh pejam TAPI yang kau tahu bersembang aje sampai pagi, langsung tak ingat bini, dahlah balik lambat esoknya selagi tak masuk Zohor tak reti2 nak bangun, dah bangun tahu nak makan aje...

Tahu tak kau wahai suami, setiap kali isteri mu menggosok bajumu apa yang sentiasa terlintas di fikirannya ialah "Handsome tak laki aku bila pakai baju ni?" tapi kau bila dah hansome sikit mula hidung tinggi nak mengorat lagi...

Tahu tak kau wahai suami, isteri tu tak mintak banyak, cuma pujilah dia sekali-sekala, peluklah! ia setiap pagi dan malam sebelum tidur (peluk setakat pelukan sayang sahaja..bukan dengan harapan dapat "apa-apa"), hadiahkanlah dia sekali-sekala walaupun setakat coklat sekeping, picitlah bahunya sekali-sekala dan kalau nak tidur tu, selimutkanlah dia, sebab sebenarnya, bini tu selagi laki dia tak lelap mata dia hanya tidur2 ayam sahaja...

Satu lagi, suami kalau korang nak tahu, sebaik sahaja saksi kata SAH!!!! tuhan tu telah kurniakan 6, 7, 8 senses sebab itulah dia orang tahu korang buat apa kat belakang dia, tak yah guna spy...dia orang musti tahu punya....

Hargailah bini dan bakal bini korang, sebagaimana korang hargai Kereta korang, dan lain-lain

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Anda semua setuju ??? heh..heh..heh

KATA-KATA ORANG PEREMPUAN....

FINE

Ini la yang perempuan suka gunakan untuk hentikan pergaduhan, lebih-lebih lagi bila dia rasa dia yang betul dan anda kena diam.

Jangan sekali kali gunakan perkataan ini untuk memberi gambaran rupanya, terutama sekali apabila dia sedang mencuba pakaian di kedai -hanya akan membawa anda berdua bergaduh.

LIMA MINIT

Ini sebenarnya setengah jam. Ianya sama jugak dengan lima minit yang perlawanan bola sepak akan berakhir sebelum anda membawa sampah keluar, jadi ini adalah pertukaran yang seimbang.

TAKDE APA-APA

Ini bermakna "something" dan anda perlu berjaga-jaga! Perkataan ini melambangkan perasaan perempuan yang inginkan anda berputar-putar kat dalam macam mesin basuh. Selalunya, ini akan memulakan pergaduhan yang akan bertahan selama 'LIMA MINIT' dan diakhiri dengan 'FINE'.

PERGILAH! (dengan kening terangkat)

Ini adalah satu cabaran yang akan membuat si perempuan menjadi marah dengan 'TAKDE APA-APA' dan diakhiri dengan 'FINE'. PERGILAH (dengan kening biasa) Ini bermakna 'mengalah' atau 'buat je la apa yang awak nak sebab saya tak kisah'.

Anda hanya akan mendapat situasi ini dan dalam beberapa minit diikuti dengan 'TAKDE APA-APA', 'FINE' dan dia akan bercakap kembali dengan anda dalam masa 'LIMA MINIT' apabila dia dah sejuk.

MENGELUH YANG KUAT

Ini sebenarnya bukanlah perkataan, tetapi kenyataan yang sering disalah anggap oleh kaum lelaki. 'MENGELUH YANG KUAT' bermakna dia merasakan anda adalah seorang yang bodoh ketika itu dan dia sendiri terfikir kenapalah dia menghabiskan masa berdiri di situ dan bergaduh mengenai 'TAKDE APA-APA'.

MENGELUH YANG PERLAHAN

Lagi sekali, ini bukanlah perkataan. 'MENGELUH YANG PERLAHAN' membawa maksud yang dia berasa puas. Adalah lebih elok jika anda duduk diam, jangan buat sebarang tindakan... dan dia akan kekal puas.

OKAY LAH

Ini adalah kenyataan yang paling merbahaya seorang perempuan boleh buat kepada lelaki. 'OKAY LAH' bermakna dia ingin berfikir panjang sebelum dia membalas terhadap perbuatan anda yang telah menyakitkan hatinya. 'OKAY LAH' selalunya digunakan dengan 'FINE' bersama 'Kening Yang Terangkat'.

BUAT LAH

Satu ketika di masa depan dalam masa terdekat, anda akan dilanda masalah yang besar jika anda buat juga.

TOLONGLAH

Ini bukan kenyataan, sebaliknya adalah pelawaan. Seorang perempuan memberi anda peluang untuk mengeluarkan sebarang alasan atau sebab di atas apa yang telah anda lakukan. Anda mempunyai peluang yang adil dengan kejujuran, jadi berhati-hati dan anda tidak akan mendapat 'OKAYLAH'.

TERIMA KASIH

Seorang perempuan mengucapkan terima kasih. Jangan pengsan. Terima dan ucapkan sama-sama.

TERIMA KASIH BANYAK-BANYAK

Ini banyak berbeza dari 'TERIMA KASIH'. Seorang perempuan akan menggunakan ini apabila dia dah terlampau marah pada anda. Ini menunjukkan yang anda telah menyinggung perasaannya dan akan diikuti dengan 'MENGELUH YANG KUAT'. Berhati-hati untuk tidak bertanya apa yang salah selepas 'MENGELUH YANG KUAT' kerana ini hanya akan membuat dia berkata 'TAKDE APA-APA'.

Betui ka?? Muah..muah..muah